As I wrote before, Asians have completely different standards. I mean – ‘standards’! No more words – just photos.

Workers in trucks

It’s never too many!

Passengers on a bike – too many school buddies!

When you’re too tired

What is samlo? It’s an ancient weapon of Asians, which they use to try your patience. Peaceful and very healthy looking driver of this instrument of torture will slowly ride in front of your new Honda Civic till you start screaming, beeping and blaming that honorable man. In this case some of Thais will raise his finger and say “Ohh, stupid farangs are so stupid.”

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Hey, I’m uncle Porn from a village Baan Lek Baan! I always wanted some comfortable, luxury car, but in our village we have only buffalos, motorbikes and trucks. After long thinking I realized: cows and motorbikes aren’t a choice. So – I want to present my new limo-truck “Suay-suay 2054″. It’s possible to ride on buffalos’ shit with a comfort of Lexus:

Not a limit – even for Thais! Maxi on mini!

Is it really in St. Petersburg? As I get from where I found this photo, it’s somewhere in Bangkok actually. But for me, who lived in St. Petersburg for 2 years, architecture looks exact as St. Petersburg’s. Your guessings?

Found this poster in the one of Kawasaki Showrooms. Really different, isn’t it?

We noticed this funny old motorbiker while waiting for the green light. Firstly, his big white case drew my attention, then I noticed a very odd thing: grandpa carried a big bunch of cigarettes, you can see them in a basket and in a packet, but, I think, the big case full of them, too. For whom you carry it, grandpa? Isn’t it too much for you, probably, for grandkids?

If you supposed that Hayao Miazaki thought up his amazing Howl’s Moving Castle by himself, you were completely wrong. Look at this pics and realize: this is routine picture that any Asian man can see on a road. Yep, a bit overloaded.

Howl’s Moving Castle

Looks similar, huh?

Photos of pickups were stolen from The Thai Pirate blog

As we know, hobby groups are separated by members’ age. Young people have no borders, they don’t pretend to be serious and important, that’s why they can let themselves into cheap, funny, sometimes stupid activities. But aged men are forced by society to act differently. That’s why they like to spend time under big toys, like huge off-road cars or choppers, or supersports.

In Thailand big guys do styling of big motorcoaches. Of course, they do it in the best Asian traditions: bright colored, naive paintings on a body (ohh, my eyes!), various toys, lights, mirrors. Everything in big quantities. Look at the photos of an example we found near the Pattaya pier. It had:

Michelin men, carefully dressed in cowboy hats and scarfs

No-no-no, they aren’t aliens, they are Ultramen – very popular character of Japanese movie

Plenty of mirrors and blinkers. I’d say, too many…

Crazy paintings in psychedelic tints

That’s it, our loony bin on wheels

Our “how-to” will help to all owners of green (green only!) Kawasaki KSRs and those who have little funny brothers. Follow steps precisely and enjoy a funny anime creature in your house!

Take your KSR and remove a front fender

Put a fender on lil bro’s head, tell him to make a stupid face aaaand…

Gotcha! You can see the famous and stupidness anime character Keroro Gunso!